religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

castiemrys:

me: does something

mom:

image

markscherz:

thisisjusttosayihave:

Is it just me or does it seem like bearded dragons don’t give a shit about anything?

(that first shot is a Phrynosoma not giving a shit (about his beautiful, thorny kingdom))

Awwww yeah son

Starburst do you think this is a motherfucking game.

Starburst do you think this is a motherfucking game.

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

cwnerd12:

well, my life is complete

Mystic as a demonic kitty protecting dat booty, inspired by this X. sporktron and I collab on this pic, anything that looks good she did and I did the rest. background whats a backgorund

Mystic as a demonic kitty protecting dat booty, inspired by this X. sporktron and I collab on this pic, anything that looks good she did and I did the rest. background whats a backgorund